Always wondered growing up what this place looked like and always thought “guess I’ll never know…who the fuck goes to Minneapolis”… Well apparently ✋me. #mallofamerica #minneapolis (at Mall of America)

Howdy Indy! #indianapolis #myview (at Sheraton Indianapolis City Centre)

Happy belated #nationaldogday and 3rd birthday to my little nugget #puglet #pug #louisthepug! Mommy loves you!

He loves sunbathing, but hates the water. #almostacat #pug #puglove #puglet #beach #coneyisland #nyc #brooklyn (at Coney Island Beach)

Basking in the sun on my way to @crowhillcrossfit this morning, soaking in some vitamin D. #nofilter #brooklyn #sun #crownheights

Good morning Tampa! #tampa #florida #myview (at Westin Tampa Bay)

Work trips make me so fat I need to unbutton and end up with serious muffin top that my waistband digs into my gut, hence the red imprint seen here. Feeling like a #bbw right now. #upskirt #celingmirror #célfie #selfie #fatforever #ieat (at SLS Hotel South Beach)

Wahhhh long work trips like this make me miss my #puglet #louisthepug… Oh and @helloitsjerald. #pug #puglove

I’m in warm water…and in Miami. #beach #miami #water #sand (at On The Beach in South Beach)

When in Rome. #keylimepie #florida #dessert #fatforever (at Rustic Inn)

Cuz this is what people in Florida eat on Mondays. #seafood #crabs #yum #nofilter (at Rustic Inn)

Good morning @prospect_park. #running #brooklyn #wegohard #nyc (at Prospect Park)

I’m about to diiiiveeee iiiinnn… #hotdogs #chicago #chitown #fatforever (at Hot Doug’s)

When in Rome… #deepdish #chitown #chicago #pizza #fatforever (at Lou Malnati’s Pizzeria)

What I wore for @stuartweitzman store visits today. #sprite #leathernappa #shoeporn