No, I did not take the dollar cab van here. A girl’s gotta train for the #bronx10miler. 2 weeks out and this is my first long run in a while 😐. I feel good though. #running #brooklyn #wegohard (at Atlantic Terminal Brookyn)

Caesars is really selling you #thehangover dream. #caesars #vegas (at Caesars Palace)

Bye Vegas! I won’t miss the smell of second hand smoke in my hair! 😷 #vegas #caesars (at Caesars Palace)

Played dd for these guys last night. I enjoyed people watching sober. People do some pretty ratchety ratchet stuff at the club and then look like shit when the lights come on. Haha. Also witnessed water vomit. Lol (at Infusion Lounge LA)

😴 on this flight. Had to make sure to be cooozyyyy. 💤 #nike #airrifts (at Virgin America Gate A2)

Always wondered growing up what this place looked like and always thought “guess I’ll never know…who the fuck goes to Minneapolis”… Well apparently ✋me. #mallofamerica #minneapolis (at Mall of America)

Howdy Indy! #indianapolis #myview (at Sheraton Indianapolis City Centre)

Happy belated #nationaldogday and 3rd birthday to my little nugget #puglet #pug #louisthepug! Mommy loves you!

He loves sunbathing, but hates the water. #almostacat #pug #puglove #puglet #beach #coneyisland #nyc #brooklyn (at Coney Island Beach)

Basking in the sun on my way to @crowhillcrossfit this morning, soaking in some vitamin D. #nofilter #brooklyn #sun #crownheights

Good morning Tampa! #tampa #florida #myview (at Westin Tampa Bay)

Work trips make me so fat I need to unbutton and end up with serious muffin top that my waistband digs into my gut, hence the red imprint seen here. Feeling like a #bbw right now. #upskirt #celingmirror #célfie #selfie #fatforever #ieat (at SLS Hotel South Beach)

Wahhhh long work trips like this make me miss my #puglet #louisthepug… Oh and @helloitsjerald. #pug #puglove

I’m in warm water…and in Miami. #beach #miami #water #sand (at On The Beach in South Beach)

When in Rome. #keylimepie #florida #dessert #fatforever (at Rustic Inn)